O genki desu ka?
Watashiwa nihongowo amari umaku
hanasemasen...
Anyways......Day four starts as every other day does.
Everyone but Lloyd wakes up.
Jeremy films Lloyd sleeping.
Andy laughs in the background.
and I masterbate furiously to the whole thing.
I'm just kidding.
Andy doesn't usually laugh in the background.
He's usually making some poo.
Anyways.
After we get all that out of our system, thats when we usually start our day.
Today's mission?
To go towards Kobe, and visit Himeji Castle.
If my memory serves me right, this was probably THE hottest day that I've experienced in Japan.
We head downstairs, but Andy forgets his cell phone.
So me and jeremy chill downstairs.
Then we head to the SHINKANSEN.
I think our train was the 12:00 one....
I'm not 100% sure. I kinda lost all sense of time while in Japan.
The SHINKANSEN.
**Fun Fact #1**
-If you're in Japan, and you're train is delayed for an hour or more, it usually means there was a suicide and they are cleaning up the site.
Anyways,
Me doing some photo-ing of something across the way...
I think it was this.
SUPS.
SUPS.
SUPS Pigeon Toe.
SUPS Texter.
So we get on the train.
and while on the train to Himeji, we see this bridge.
Andy tries to tell us the significance of this, but I wasn't paying attention.
Lets just pretend that its an ancient bridge that was used to keep the evil spirits out, okay?
good.
Fast Foward one hour later...
we arrive at Himeji.
Lloyd and Andy were talkin about how this "Fan" shaped wall prevented ppl from climbing it.
Um. from the looks of things, that claim seems to be false to me.
It looks relatively easy to climb.
oh well.
here's more pictures!
oh and here's Jeremy's ingenious invention
the Ice Helmet.
(remember, its about 90 something degrees out, with 90% humidity)
awww. Jeremy and Andy being gay together.....
so precious.
jeremy's skirt
Damn, that chick with the mohawk is fucking hot.
the suicide quarters
I can't read japanese, but I'm guessing this is where you go if you've
shamed yourself or your famiree.
surprise!
jeremy's baloney drapes.
then an aerial view of Himeji
break time.
At this point, we've all lost about 8747268326474 gallons of water through our sweat.
I don't think i've ever sweat as much as I did that day. Its actually a miracle we're still alive.
us being mad touristy...
We leave Himeji.
and head towards Kobe.
Andy knows of some spots in Chinatown that sells really good, and really cheap foods.
And since he's half Chinese, (and half racist) I trust his judgment in Chinese food.
pork in bread dough
some dumplings that had soup inside?
huh?
oh, hey there.
SUPS.
oh, and shrimp balls.
i really don't know what this is.
if you can read those labels, feel free to enlighten me.
After we get our fill, we try to head back towards the mall...
(i'm SO not lost.)
looks like a japanese Rodeo Dr. ...
The mall.
SUPS to you, you blurry moving object...
anyways, theres a ton of cool shops in this mall.
like cool souvenier shops...
some cool hat stores, electronic stores...
a couple of nice restaurants...
and also some...
oh..
shit.
busted.
um.
moving on.....
we leave the mall.
mainly because it was closing.
(we would have stayed all night if it was 24hrs....)
we chill outside for a bit
so i decide to practice some panning shots.
bear with me..
I haven't done this since college.
and I've never done it at night.
tackiness is alive and well over here in japan:
LED's on rims + Louis Vuitton print on door sills = AWESOMENESS.
Huh?!
SUPS.
another lexus
a random dog.
Jeremy gettin some play
then a quick muff dive.
Then Rika calls.
She just got off work.
So we go meet up at the train station in Kobe ( she works in Kobe )
She says she wants sushi.
So she takes us to this awesome Sushi place that was crazy cheap.
Each plate was about 100 yen (roughly $1.00 USD)
we sit down and she goes fuckin nuts on the sushi.
quite literally, she says about 9 million things into the mic.
(oh btw, there's no waitress. just a mic at your table that you say your order into.
and they send it to you via revolving rail)
my favorite of the bunch
seared salmon
my least favorite of the bunch
Fermented Soy Bean.
It was like slimy boogers on rice.
After our gluttonous adventure, we leave and jeremy pays
Back on the train, back to Osaka.
It was a monday night, and we were full as shit.
so we just hit up a bar that night.
Beer pong on this side of the pond?
on the train
ghosts?
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And Day Four ends as relaxed as it started.
On a side note, its been brought to my attention that these posts have become increasingly pervy as the days go on.
hmm.....
If anyone finds the pervy content of this blog offensive, I guess its only fair to warn you that its probably only going to get worse.
In fact, you may want to skim through Day 5, and probably SKIP Day 6 all together.
mmmmm......Day 6 was a good day....
Anyways.......Day Five is next.
And that means 100,000 Gates, Andy's Shortcut, and a Thunderstorm/Suicide?
Sayonara!
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